Army, Navy, Love Gravy!
Armando and I are on that trip I told you guys about last time. I'm supposed to be back at work, like, LAST WEEK, but I can't stop spending time my little Army. Yep, I call him Army because he takes care of and protects me, in all the different sorts of ways a man can take care of his chica. The bedroom, the bathroom, the kitchen...whooo! Everywhere! I've been calling in with reports of my being deathly ill, but I don't know how long my job will accept that story. Oh well. It's all worth it. Guys, true love is worth it. You must be wondering about our animales. Well, we did run a background check on a number of candidates and were finally able to use a people search private eye to find the right sitter. Oh and Armando came across this hilarious Rant To the Inexplicable Strength of Old Out of Shape Guys. Funny stuff.

Armanda is Home!
Armando is here and here to stay! I love him so much. Having him here has made me not want to work ever again. In fact, I have stayed with him at home and taken weeks off of work just to be with him. We enjoy long leisurely days, reading the paper together, breakfasting, having long languishing dinners with wine and talk. Hikes in the mountains. Ah, life is grand right now! I can't imagine a better existence. We found a guy using background check to look after our animales, so we plan on going on a fairly big trip together soon before I have to go back to work. I trust my private eye skills so I think it will be okay. Other than that, we've been reading funny sites like Rant Farm: To Ben Stein's Expelled and I now drink a weight loss shake every morning. Armando likes me the way I am but I need to lose a couple pounds.

Found a Way Home!
Well, good news, guys. Armando is coming home soon! Yay! His visa is getting spearheaded through all the rigamarole and red tape thanks to some friends I have in the embassy. Bet you didn't know Becca had so many connections, huh? Well, I do, and Armanda was certainly surprised. Both me and Petite (I officially gave her that name) couldn't be more excited. Other than that, nothing's really been happening. I'm just trying prepare for Armanda. Went to Vickie's Secret and bought some naughty underthings. Oh and I'm trying to find people who can possibly take care of the animales when me and Armando are out. No luck so far, but we are ready to run a background check on whomever we consider. Armando's even been researching some people search engines--what a guy, huh? He's also been asking me about this whole leap year business, so I directed him to this humor site Rant Farm - To The Leap Year.

Valentine's on the Phone
Well, since Armando is still not back in the states yet, I spent much of my Valentine's Day on the phone with him. Well, on Skype rather. We use Skype to communicate with each other because it's much cheaper that way. I even put the elephant on the phone! I could tell that Armando was near tears when he heard her. We're hoping that his Visa will come through by the end of next month. It's jsut been agonizing lately. I've been trying to keep myself busy though. I have been hanging out with those other people who have an elephant too. It's a good thing I am good at doing people searches because they had unlisted numbers! I am also working on this project finding your biological parents, but for the elephant. I think she needs to know where she came from. Doing geneaology on wildlife sure is tough though.

Back in the States
Well, last week I got back from my excursion to Portugal to see Armando. It was so nice! I was there for two weeks. It is so beautiful that I started wondering why were were working on getting Armando back to the states and not getting me to live there. The people are so nice and the lifestyle is so much more laid back than here. I had such an amazing time and it made me miss Armando so much more. Did you know you could even people search in Europe! It's awesome! That reminds me that I really need to people search these people I met in Portugal. They live here in the states and they own an elephant too!! How crazy coincidental is that?? I need help finding hard to find things and people these days. That elephant sure keeps me busy! WHich reminds me, I have to go feed her. More later!

Long Distance Love
Mood:  crushed out
I really miss Armando. We decided to try to keep dating, but it's still really hard. I've been spending a lot of time out on the grounds, and hanging with Petite (what Armando always called the elephant). My friends have been trying to cheer me up by sending me people search sites, and I have to say that has helped. But then Armando himself sent me this: things to do while brushing your teeth. He said he changed #10 to "current" love, and it made me smile. It is hard being so far apart, but it's worth it. We're working on trying to get him back in the US, and in the meantime, I'm going to visit him after the new year, which is exciting. I've never been to Portugal before. Thank goodness for people searching...it's keeping me occupied at least. And now it's just counting down the days until I see him again....

Lost Love!
Mood:  down

The worst thing has happened to me since my elephant ran away! Armando is being deported back to Portugal! He isn't a citizen, and we just weren't ready to get married! I don't know what to do. He is leaving tomorrow and I just can't say good bye. I mean, I suppose I could move to Portugal, but I don't speak Portuguese!!! I am so upset I could die! Just die! Here are some people searching sites I found before I became incapacitated with sadness.

People Finder  

Search People 

FindAnyoneNow.net-Find People Like You 

Finding Love

I'm in love :) Armando is amazing, I've really lucked out. And now I'm more passionate about people search than ever before, I want to find all my friends and tell them how happy I am. I never realized how big the people search industry was until I started researching the best ways to find people. I've found so many sites and blogs dedicated to the best ways to find people and thought it would be a good idea to share some of the better ones with you all. So here are my top people search picks for this month, they cover everything from the basics of people search to running sometimes complicated background checks!
Find Someone
People Searches
For anyone looking to buy a house anytime soon, check out: Find Anyone Now: Finding a Realtor
Now back to spending time with Armando :) 

Mood:  amorous
Hey guys! Becca back! Thankfully after my last post we found our lost elephant within hours. Apparently a 2 ton elephant isn't hard to spot wandering around. Enough safari animal talk. So I've been dating around, and obviously still doing background checks on all of them I was starting to feel like there were no good looking, animal-loving decent guys out there anymore. But, then I met this great guy named Armando. I was finding people online when I just happened to stumble upon him. I realized he lived in my area, so I messaged him and we met up. We've been dating for three whole weeks now. He loves animals and loves spending time with my whole brood. He's taught me so much about animals and life in general. He showed me this other site, Premium How-To Guides, that has helped me in so many ways. He's so helpful! I think this might be the real deal! I'm crossing my fingers!

People Find My Elephant!
Mood:  don't ask
My elephant ran away! Well, I suppose he stomped away. At any rate, we cannot find him anywhere. He might still be on our land, but we can't find him. We need people to find him! It's so bizzare that I need to find an elephant because when I found out he was missing, I was people searching online. I wish that I could find elephants as easily as I can find people. I am such a people finder, but failing as an elephant finder, seeing as he's been missing for 48 hours. On another note, sorry for the random change in topic, I started dating this guy who seemed a little shady (but in a bad boy way) looked him up online. Loser, he's in the black market fur trade. No wonder he wanted to date me so badly. It's always good to find people you are dating online and check them out. Ok, I gotta go post flyers.